Yes, folks, I have married the science of psychology with the greatest computing power available today to bring you this, the fastest personality test on the web: Personality in a Jiffy!
Find out what you're really like in this quick personality test.

Instructions:

Scroll down and you will see nine shapes. Examine each one of them for a second or two and then decide which one you like most in terms of form and colour.
When you click on the relevant picture, the computer will swing into action and after a massive amount of processing will give you a description of your personality type...

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